Our Grading Scale
10 A Perfect Game
For a game to receive a 10/10, it has to be the closest thing to flawless and provide one of the best experiences you can possibly have while gaming.
9 Absolutely Incredible
Doesn't Get Much Better
A 9/10 stands out above the rest. It does something exceptional while playing it; the game makes you want to spend hours on end playing it.
8 Just Misses The Mark
8/10 means this game is in the upper echelon in gaming, but it has a few missteps and stumbles throughout.
7 Chef's Kiss
Peak Fun In Games
7/10 for us holds some of our favorite memories in gaming. The game isn't a masterpiece, but you can have a blast playing it.
6 And Down We Go
If a game earns a 6/10 it has its issues, but it has some good aspects in it. Overall you won't write home to mama about it, but you'll finish it.
5 The Final Barrier
This Is It
A 5/10 is the last line before we enter just bad games. A game in this rating means it's not good, however you can squeak some fun out of it between the bugs and gameplay.
4 The Swamp Of Sorrows
All Fun Is Gone
If we slap a game with a 4/10 rating, something ain't right. The game has to have massive flaws to earn this low of a rating.
3 Voluntary Torture
Dont Play it
When we're talking about a game earning a 3/10, it's almost impressive that the company went live shipping a product that is so untested, unpolished, and boring that it deserves this rating.
2 Demand A Refund
Seriously Get Your Money Back
I hope and pray none of us have to play a 2/10 game ever again. If somehow a game is so bad it earns this rating the game is broken, unfinished, and bad in every single category. However, it needs a little extra spice on top to kick it down the list this low, something along the lines of shady business practices or a ridiculously long dev cycle to then produce a horrible game.
1 Completely Broken
Plain and simple for a game to receive a 1/10, it has to be un-playable and broken. Not many games deserve this rating, but they do somehow happen from time to time. If you ever see us give a game this rating avoid it at all costs or you will regret it.